- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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