- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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