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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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