- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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