Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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