- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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