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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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