- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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