- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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