- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

My friend harris is fat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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