Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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