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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

quantum physics?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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