what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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