- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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