- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

knock knock i have diarrhea

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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