what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Gay rights.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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