Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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