This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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