I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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