When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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