- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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