- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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