So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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haha

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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