- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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