- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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