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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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