- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

My spelling is horrible

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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