Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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