Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Gay rights.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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pudding

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No antijoke here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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