- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

whats brown and sticky a stick

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Lindsay Lohan

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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