what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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