- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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