- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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