What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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darude- sandstorm

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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No

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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hola said the chinese man

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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