- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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