Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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I'm Coming

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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