What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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deez nuts

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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