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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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