Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

scraggle is in you pillow case

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A women left the kitchen.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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