- Anti Joke

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

My spelling is horrible

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

He--Hey guys

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25