The New York Giants

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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