Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I <3 Hitler

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I had a submarine.... once

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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