Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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