Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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