- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Jesus Christ

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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