- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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