Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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