- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

the economy.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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