- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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