A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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