A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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