- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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