- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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