- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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