What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Read a Book.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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