- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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