Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

this website is a bad joke

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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