- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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