- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A storm be brewin!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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