A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Error 37.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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