how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How you know when dislextic

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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