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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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