- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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