- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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