- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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