roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Anti Joke

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