- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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