Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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