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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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