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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

the economy.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.