- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

i saw amango it splootered

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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