Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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dallen loves penis

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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cory is gay

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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