whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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