- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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