What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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