What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Anti Joke

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