An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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