- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

The chickens have become self-aware!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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