what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Weaner

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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