- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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