- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door