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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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