- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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