- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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