- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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