- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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