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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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