- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

women's rights.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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