- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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