H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Golf.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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