- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

you see theres this guy.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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