- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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