- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

An Aisian failed a test

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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