Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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