- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did death say to life? Go die

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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