Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Anti Joke

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