- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

my penis

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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