why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Corn Muffins

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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