- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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