- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

12 in general

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Jimmy Saville

Tony Romo

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

12 in general

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Jimmy Saville

Tony Romo

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

12 in general

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!