- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Boxing on Boxing Day

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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