- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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