- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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