- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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