A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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