Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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