- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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