a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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