- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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