Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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