- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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