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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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