What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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the economy.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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