- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

You know what's cool? Yep.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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