Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

bite me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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