Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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