Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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