- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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