- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's 1+1? 69.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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