- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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