- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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