Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Blacks

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Women.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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