- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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