- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

someone called someone else a frog

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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