A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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God is real.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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