what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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