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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

all these jokes are horrible now

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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