Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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