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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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