- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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