What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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