why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats hairy and crys your mom

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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