Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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