so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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