How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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aodhan hearty

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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