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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Do you play piano? No

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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