I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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