- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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