what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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