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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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