What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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