- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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