- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Actually it was me Josh brown

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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