- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

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