- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

13 =B you just learned something

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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