Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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