- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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