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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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