If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Cripples are lame.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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