Dan walked into a jelly fish

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Turkey Balls

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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