Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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No

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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