- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Where's my baby??

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

i found waldo.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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