- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

haha black people :D

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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